Things I Wanna Do While Still Single [Bollywood Edition]

Initially it wasn't supposed to be a bollywood edition. It was just the things I wanted to do but as I started jotting down points I realised how heavily Bollywood inspired thay are. Pata nai kab Bollywood ne itna kuch sikha diya :p
Few of the things i would be writing would look plain simple to few girls because they must have already done it or it must be their routine life. But for somebody like me coming from a kinda conservative family its a big thing.
So here are the points..
1) Explore Explore Explore different places all by myself with a rucksack on my shoulder. Try out all the exotic food..yumm.
2) Go to Egypt. Travel around with the dancers and learn Belly dancing. A highly impossible task I know but hey you can always Dream. Its free ;)
3)Live independently in a new city. Do all the things on my own- cleaning, cooking washing etc etc and ofcourse with a job I love. Get a picture in the head like Konkona Sen's life in Wake up Sid, just that I dont want any Sid!!
4) Go to Goa with a bunch of close friends and get drunk. Yet again an impossible thing to do. Something I myself wouldn't do. But still you can just let your imagination run wild sometimes. On condition that its just the imagination running wild not you :p
5) Free fall from some tall buildings and stuff like they showed in NDTV Goodtimes.
6) Visit a haunted place. Such a haunted place where you feel safe but you know its haunted. Yeah I know its tough for somebody like me who cant stop shouting out of terror in those funny scary houses... but hey I can try!!
7) Meet John Abrahammm.... Its not I like love him or something. I like SRK too but just once I want to meet John Abraham. I dont want anything else. I'll just take a selfie with him and cherish it all my life. Haahhh he's dreamy!!
8) Dance. Just break into any kind of dance in public and see how people react to it.
P.s I dance like shit in case you are wondering!!
9) I want to travel in truck through all the highways of India just like Alia did in Highway. Its always been my dream to travel in truck on the seat beside the driver's. It looks so comfy comfy. And I have also heard truck drivers get to encounter a lot of paranormal stuff!!
10) Run in a bridal wear with a black leather jacket on through the busy traffic wale roads. This has been my dream since long but the leather jacket thing i added from the movie Anjaana Anjaani. I always think that I would just shout out loud "Qubool nahi hai" and grab my jacket and make a dash.

I know kinda stupid it was. Few more points I may add later or not. Too lazy to maintain a blog and I dream of exploring the world?! Great!

Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend?

Recently many people have started asking me if I have a boyfriend. I don't know why. Maybe I have started looking better these days [Nah, I am just warming the couch in front of the T.V all day and looking like potato these days]

So yeah, when questions like this happened I seriously wondered Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend?
Its not like I am scared of this boyfriend-girlfriend thingy. I think its pretty cool to have a boyfriend and stuff and I totally support people who are in a relationship. Be it any kind of relationship- live in, gay, lesbian. bisexual or whatever other kinds they have. Guys you have my total support. Buts its just that I am not a part of it and would not like to be either.

Here I have jotted down some points as to why I do not have a boyfriend and why I may not have a boyfriend?

1. I am Fat.. Some guys may like fat girls. But Hey! Where are you all "Some Guys'?
2. I say anything  to anyone in front of anybody without thinking twice. So I have this feeling that some boys are sort of scared of me.
3. I get bored really soon. I need something new each day. So it would take a really interesting person to get there. "Hey Mr.Interesting are you reading this?"
4. I am a very, very moody person. I would be all smiling at once and before you know I would be spitting fire.I don't know how my family and friends tolerate me but yes they do. So Thank You.
5. I do not get impressed easily. It would take much more than good looks to impress me as in well-dressed, well-spoken, good sense of humor and the list goes on till eternity.
6. I am scared. Because if there has to be somebody he has to be forever. I would never want this "few days or few weeks or few months wala love!" As it is said "If its not forever, its not Love"-Durjoy Datta.
7. Though I love to read Mills and Boons and watch all kind of romantic stuff, I am a scared kitten in reality.
8. My parents would never allow me to have a boyfriend. [This should have been the first point because this is the most important one] They would just 'bedakhal me from the khandaan'. LOL. But I am sure if its the right kind of person they would have no problems. But "Hey where are you Mr.Right Guy?"

And if you are not the right kind of a person and you come to me with the "timepass intention" then this is the face you would see.